Why is it that all boob jobs look so bad?

Be it celebrities, porn stars, or chicks in your local town I've only seen a really really good boob job a few times in my entire life!

Every porno chick's joints look all types of fucked up...wrinkles, scars, oddly shaped, too round, too far apart, no bounce, nipples placed wrong...etc.

Why hasn't 'boob job technology' advanced in the last few decades to the point where they don't look so awful? I see chicks on the train sometime with the 'spaced out volleyballs' and just shake my head like...what makes you think that looks better?

I can understand if you got the 'completely flat as a pancake' chest or some weird misshapen titties but why chicks opt to get the square shaped wrinkly spaced out ugly hard boob job is beyond me

I knew this rich chick at my high school that got a boob job for her 18th birthday and she was already maybe a medium B cup, which wasn't that bad and she was cute but her titties look like somebody just scotch-taped 2 grapefruits to her chest...shit looked horrible...but people would always marvel and make a big deal and compliment her on them...

I've only slept with a chick with a boob job once, and they were horrible...I'd rather you just be flat chested personally...

Here's 3 reasons

1. get them too big
2. body is too small for implants
3.incompetent doctor