Fan ejected from Yankee Stadium because he went to the john during God Bless America

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A baseball fan says he was ejected from Yankee Stadium for leaving his seat to use the bathroom while “God Bless America” played.

Bradford Campeau-Laurion filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday against New York City and the Yankees.

The lawsuit contends he was made a victim of political and religious discrimination on Aug. 26.

It says two police officers who ejected him were enforcing a Yankees policy that keeps spectators in their seats during the song.

A spokeswoman says the city law office has no immediate comment. A Yankees representative did not immediately return a call.

Yooooooooo, what if MJ set this all up as a new Millennium version of Thriller

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Yo, me & Ma Dukes got to talkin this morning about MJ's memorial & thought about, what if this was all a setup for MJ to make the most dynamic comeback ever.

Ok, picture this...
What if after all the stars perform & give their final dedications, those in control of the event, roll Mike's casket out on stage as a final goodbye....saying the words: "Can you now bow your heads in a moment of silence for The King of Pop, Michael Jackson"
...and as they dim the lights & a calm hush sweeps over the crowd.......suddenly, THE MUSIC FOR THRILLER BEGINS PLAY!........and out of nowhere, Mike forces his way out of the casket, and starts to perform the dance routine for the 'zombie' scene.

a NEW MILLENNIUM THRILLER!!!!!


I swear B, that would be the most amazing thing to ever happen, ever, anywhere......EVER!


If he did that shit, fuck being The King of Pop, he'd just be THE KING!