How to get free drinks!!!!!!!

Everyone knows how I luv my beer and enjoy getting them for free even more. Here's a simple way to scam people out of drinks especially when you only have $3 in your pocket.

Uninstalling Wifey 1.0

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began Unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches itself during Systems initialization, where it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5 " and "Clubbing 5.3" no longer run, and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Sunday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep "Wife 1.0" in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but un-installing doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?

AND THIS IS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES AND
ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM DESIGNED BY IT'S CREATOR TO RUN EVERY PROGRAM WITHIN IT'S DOMAIN. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still Convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system
once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having "Wife 1.0" installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, You must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE\ME program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key. It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE\ME a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSESS 600.0" or "SEX 500.0" or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "C:\EATINGOUT\WITHOUT.THE.KIDS 7.2" (if child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1 Short Skirt Version" (any version), as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

BEST OF LUCK!
Your Systems Analyst

BOOST UNLIMITED FOR $49.99 - Pros and Cons

Discussion forums are buzzing with speculation that T-Mobile is about to respond to the $49 unlimited Boost Mobile voice plans. If the information is correct (and it’s very possible that this is nothing but wishful hoaxing or a retention plan someone lucked into) expect a $49 unlimited voice plan with everything but messaging and data. There may be a family plan for $89 plus $39/ea additional line. Recent news has implied that T-Mobile is bearing the brunt subscribers defecting for the new Boost $49 unlimited plan. The deal killer for me? Data is still a $24.99 add-on.

now, i called tmobile and they ARE testing this thing out in san francisco and if they get enuf interest, it will go nationwide. i dont care because im getting rid of my tmobile and getting the boost.

http://plans.boostmobile.com/monthlyunlimited.aspx

Monthly Unlimited plan features (boost)
and highlights

* Unlimited talk
* Unlimited text including multi-media messaging
* Unlimited web
* Unlimited walkie-talkie
* Voicemail, long distance and nationwide network included
* No hidden fees, no contracts and no credit checks
* No roaming charges
* Low rates for international calls and international walkie-talkie
* This is the ultimate option if you want it all without being tied down by a contract

(boost will have tmobile beat with unlimited test, web and walkie talkie.)

Now for the reality.....lol
I have it had it when it started..

shyt is terrible.. Text messages are always late or fucked up.. receive multiple text of the same shyt at weird hours of the day like 3 in the morning that can get a ninja FUCKED up by wifey if ya phone aint off

Can't always get thru on ya calls takes 4 sum times 5x of redialing

Same with sending text.. don't always go thru.. gotta send text 5x

there is no call waiting or at least since I had tried it.. maybe they are trying newer shyt

DROPS like nobody's business.. yea that awkward silence after u say a joke or sumn rude.. well shorty aint always on the other line still listening.

Overall for a nigga with no contract and in need of a go to phone if u have more than 1 jack.. it can work.. honestly waiting to see other competitors



Pros: No contract

Cons: Just about everything

Summary: Where do you start? the Customer Service is terrible. They honestly don't have a clue about anything. Calls always dropping; The phones are terribly outdated. I couldn't text for the first 5 days after activation. I call customer care for help with the problem and they say there is nothing they can do. I was just going to have to wait. Finally the text works, but even that is a waste of time. I text people throughout the day an never get nothing back. Turns out every night at about 2:30-3:00am my phone goes crazy with a bunch of texts people have sent me throughout the day. I made the mistake of calling customer care because after waiting 30min all they could say was that's just the way it is and their is nothing they could do. I only had that prob half the time. All the other times the text NEVER EVEN WENT THROUGH, and when it did go through it wouldn't reach the other person til 20-30min later. And when I ever did receive a text I would have to sometimes wait up to 5min to download it. A lot of time I would wait 5min and it would just say "transport error". This happened quite frequently. I'm with AT&T now and their 10x better. DO NOT JOIN BOOST.

and here is a good review:

Pros: Great price, coverage area, friendly customer service (so far!).

Cons: Very basic phone.
Took about a day for txt messages I received to show who sent them. Now it works perfectly.

Summary: I purchased this phone at Target for $30.00. I did so hesitantly because of some of the reviews here. However, Boost still seemed like the best deal for me. I'm doing the dollar a day plan. The phone is very basic but it works fine. I've not had any problems with missed calls or bad signal. Another reviewer posted a review a few weeks ago who lives in the same county as me. I've not had any of the problems they had! Also, there were plenty of 757 area codes available when I activated. The reception is great, phone is inexpensive, I've only had one run in with customer service (My husband accidentally clicked the wrong area code while activating my phone) and the agent was incredibly polite and gave me a new number within 2 minutes of us dialing the number. I've only had the phone for a few days but really, it's a dollar a day, I don't see how this is a bad deal.

Mike Tyson Gets Married

Former boxing champ Tyson gets married in Vegas

The third time may be the charm for Mike Tyson.

The former heavyweight boxing champion married girlfriend Lakiha Spicer in a ceremony at La Bella Wedding Chapel at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel on Saturday night, according to a spokesperson for the chapel.

The spokesperson told BoxingScene that only Tyson and Spicer were present for the ceremony with the boxer dressed nicely with a tie.

Tyson had previously been married to actress Robin Givens and Monica Turner.

His third wedding comes less than two weeks after Tyson's four-year-old daughter Exodus died tragically after accidentally hanging herself on a treadmill at her mother's home.

How the fuck you marry a bitch 2 weeks after your baby by another bitch turns up dead.

Man.....this shit smells.

Mike could kill any man on the planet with his bare hands, but this nigga gets TKO'd by pussy on the regular.

Buster Douglas probably had some dirty unwashed panties hidden in his gloves that night in Tokyo...

WELLS FARGO USE THE BLACK CHURCH TO CON BLACK PEOPLE

We just went right after them,” said Ms. Jacobson, who is white and said she was once the bank’s top-producing subprime loan officer nationally. “Wells Fargo mortgage had an emerging-markets unit that specifically targeted black churches, because it figured church leaders had a lot of influence and could convince congregants to take out subprime loans.”


Bank Accused of Pushing Mortgage Deals on Blacks

As she describes it, Beth Jacobson and her fellow loan officers at Wells Fargo Bank “rode the stagecoach from hell” for a decade, systematically singling out blacks in Baltimore and suburban Maryland for high-interest subprime mortgages.





These loans, Baltimore officials have claimed in a federal lawsuit against Wells Fargo, tipped hundreds of homeowners into foreclosure and cost the city tens of millions of dollars in taxes and city services.

Wells Fargo, Ms. Jacobson said in an interview, saw the black community as fertile ground for subprime mortgages, as working-class blacks were hungry to be a part of the nation’s home-owning mania. Loan officers, she said, pushed customers who could have qualified for prime loans into subprime mortgages. Another loan officer stated in an affidavit filed last week that employees had referred to blacks as “mud people” and to subprime lending as “ghetto loans.”

“We just went right after them,” said Ms. Jacobson, who is white and said she was once the bank’s top-producing subprime loan officer nationally. “Wells Fargo mortgage had an emerging-markets unit that specifically targeted black churches, because it figured church leaders had a lot of influence and could convince congregants to take out subprime loans.”

Ms. Jacobson’s account and that of the other loan officer who gave an affidavit, Tony Paschal, both of whom have left Wells Fargo, provide the first detailed accusations of deliberate racial steering into subprimes by one of the nation’s top banks.

The toll taken by such policies, Baltimore officials argue, is terrible. Data released by the city as part of the suit last week show that more than half the properties subject to foreclosure on a Wells Fargo loan from 2005 to 2008 now stand vacant. And 71 percent of those are in predominantly black neighborhoods.

Judge Benson E. Legg of Federal District Court had asked the city to file the additional paperwork and has not decided whether the lawsuit can go forward.

Wells Fargo officials have declined detailed interviews since Baltimore filed suit in January 2008. In an e-mail statement on Friday, a spokesman said that only 1 percent of the city’s 33,000 foreclosures have come on Wells Fargo mortgages.

“We have worked extremely hard to make homeownership possible for more African-American borrowers,” wrote Kevin Waetke, a spokesman for Wells Fargo Home Mortgage. “We absolutely do not tolerate team members treating our customers or others disrespectfully or unfairly, or who violate our ethics and lending practices.”

City and state officials across the nation have investigated and sometimes sued Wells Fargo over its practices. The Illinois attorney general has investigated whether Wells Fargo Financial violated fair lending and civil rights laws by steering black and Latino homeowners into high-interest loans. New York’s attorney general, Andrew M. Cuomo, raised similar questions about the lending practices of Wells Fargo, JPMorgan Chase and Citigroup, among other banks.

The N.A.A.C.P. has filed a class-action lawsuit charging systematic racial discrimination by more than a dozen banks, including Wells Fargo.

At the heart of such charges is reverse redlining, specifically marketing the most expensive and onerous loan products to black customers.

The New York Times, in a recent analysis of mortgage lending in New York City, found that black households making more than $68,000 a year were nearly five times as likely to hold high-interest subprime mortgages as whites of similar or even lower incomes. (The disparity was greater for Wells Fargo borrowers, as 2 percent of whites in that income group hold subprime loans and 16.1 percent of blacks.)

“We’ve known that African-Americans and Latinos are getting subprime loans while whites of the same credit profile are getting the lower-cost loans,” said Eric Halperin, director of the Washington office of the Center for Responsible Lending. “The question has been why, and the gory details of this complaint may provide an answer.”

The affidavits of the two loan officers seem to bolster Baltimore’s lawsuit. Mr. Paschal, who is black and worked as a loan officer in Wells Fargo’s office in Annandale, Va., from 1997 to 2007, offers a sort of primer on Wells Fargo’s subprime marketing strategy by race.

In 2001, he states in his affidavit, Wells Fargo created a unit in the mid-Atlantic region to push expensive refinancing loans on black customers, particularly those living in Baltimore, southeast Washington and Prince George’s County, Md.



WHEN ARE BLACK FOLKS GOING TO LEARN THAT THESE CHURCHES ARE NOTHING BUT A BUSINESS AND THE PASTOR IS IN IT TO MAKE MONEY

Christina Milian & Her Ass Inc. about to Create a Street Riot on Broadway NYC!

police and security on stand by to make sure shit didn't get out of hand after what that see through piece she is wearing on the streets of NYC

Dog does squat exercise with owner (HILARIOUS)

hahah dogs are the best man....