EPIC FAIL!! 17 year old electrocutes herself while twittering in the bathtub
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Twitter bath death
A teenage girl was electrocuted after dropping her laptop into the bath as she twittered in the tub.
Police said they believed Maria Barbu, 17, had tried to plug in her laptop with wet hands after the battery died during a long session on social networking site Twitter as she took a soak at her home in Brasov, central Romania.
She was found dead by her parents with the laptop lying next to her.
http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=14023
It be like that sometimes, now watch the parents try and sue Twitter
This is what happen to dumb ass people the fuck are you in a bath tub on the damn computer. Cant that shit wait till you are finish
A teenage girl was electrocuted after dropping her laptop into the bath as she twittered in the tub.
Police said they believed Maria Barbu, 17, had tried to plug in her laptop with wet hands after the battery died during a long session on social networking site Twitter as she took a soak at her home in Brasov, central Romania.
She was found dead by her parents with the laptop lying next to her.
http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=14023
It be like that sometimes, now watch the parents try and sue Twitter
This is what happen to dumb ass people the fuck are you in a bath tub on the damn computer. Cant that shit wait till you are finish
Texas billionaire could face 250 in prison
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WASHINGTON - Brash Texas billionaire R. Allen Stanford was indicted and jailed Friday on charges his international banking empire was really just a Ponzi scheme built on lies, bluster and bribery.
The Justice Department announced charges against Stanford and six others who allegedly helped the tycoon run a $7 billion swindle. At a court hearing in Richmond, Va., a federal judge agreed with prosecutors that Stanford poses a flight risk and ordered him to remain in custody until a future detention hearing in Houston.
Among those charged were executives of Stanford Financial Group and a former Antiguan bank regulator who prosecutors say should have caught the fraud but instead took bribes to let the scheme continue.
Robert Khuzami, the enforcement director for the Securities and Exchange Commission, said investigators have built “an impressive criminal case from the rubble of this massive fraud.”
If convicted of all charges in the 21-count indictment, Stanford could face as much as 250 years in prison, officials said.
Dick DeGuerin, Stanford’s lawyer, said in a written statement that Stanford was “confident that a fair jury will find him not guilty of any criminal wrongdoing.”
The indictment unsealed Friday in Houston charged Stanford and other executives at his firm falsely claimed to have grown $1.2 billion in assets in 2001 to roughly $8.5 billion by the end of 2008. The operation had roughly 30,000 investors, officials said.
Investigators say that even as Stanford claimed healthy returns for those investors, he was secretly diverting more than $1.6 billion in personal loans to himself.
Court papers charge Stanford and top executives orchestrated the massive fraud by advising clients to buy certificates of deposit from the Antigua-based Stanford International Bank. Stanford and the other executives were charged with wire fraud, mail fraud, and conspiracy to commit securities fraud. Stanford was also charged with conspiring to obstruct an SEC proceeding.
While Stanford is less well-known than the infamous swindler Bernard Madoff, authorities say both men’s businesses were based on the same type of scam — faking investment returns while attracting new investors to keep the operation afloat.
“This case is a typical Ponzi scheme, robbing Peter to pay Paul,” said Gregory Campbell of the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.
Authorities say they are investigating 100 other possible Ponzi schemes, although none on the scale of the Stanford or Madoff cases.
“We will find you, we will stop you, and we will make you pay for your crime,” said Campbell.
Stanford, 59, has been working since February to challenge what his attorney called “the false accusations against him.” DeGuerin said that rather than resulting from fraud or a Ponzi scheme, “the present insolvency of the Stanford Companies was caused by the SEC’s heavy-handed actions, which have destroyed and continue to destroy much of the value” of the companies and their investors.
A group of cheated Stanford investors said in a statement that their losses “are devastating, as senior citizens are losing their homes, going without medical care, and becoming a burden on their children and families.”
Stanford surrendered to the FBI Thursday and appeared in federal court in Richmond, Va., Friday afternoon, where authorities convinced Magistrate Judge Hannah Lauck to keep him behind bars for the time being.
Prosecutor Steven Tyrrell said at the hearing that more than $1 billion from Stanford’s alleged scheme remains unaccounted for, and if anyone has access to it, it’s Stanford.
The others indicted in the case were Stanford executives Laura Pendergest-Holt, Gilberto Lopez and Mark Kuhrt.
A separate indictment unsealed in Florida accused a fourth Stanford worker, Bruce Perraud, of destroying records important to the investigation.
Prosecutors charged Leroy King, the former chief executive officer of Antigua’s Financial Services Regulatory Commission, with conspiracy to obstruct an SEC investigation.
In February, King told reporters the commission properly scrutinized Stanford’s business.
Prosecutors allege King accepted more than $100,000 in bribes to help Stanford continue his fraud.
At his zenith, Stanford was a larger-than-life figure in Antigua. His enterprises there include a newspaper, two restaurants, a development company and the ornately landscaped Stanford cricket grounds, where he shook up the staid world of professional cricket last year by bankrolling the purse in a $20 million winner-take-all match.
Allen stanford, madoff, get money. America only hates when they aren't the ones caking off the system they perpetuate. I ain't mad at em. If they were caking off black people shit wouldn't of made no fucking news. Fuck outta here
The Justice Department announced charges against Stanford and six others who allegedly helped the tycoon run a $7 billion swindle. At a court hearing in Richmond, Va., a federal judge agreed with prosecutors that Stanford poses a flight risk and ordered him to remain in custody until a future detention hearing in Houston.
Among those charged were executives of Stanford Financial Group and a former Antiguan bank regulator who prosecutors say should have caught the fraud but instead took bribes to let the scheme continue.
Robert Khuzami, the enforcement director for the Securities and Exchange Commission, said investigators have built “an impressive criminal case from the rubble of this massive fraud.”
If convicted of all charges in the 21-count indictment, Stanford could face as much as 250 years in prison, officials said.
Dick DeGuerin, Stanford’s lawyer, said in a written statement that Stanford was “confident that a fair jury will find him not guilty of any criminal wrongdoing.”
The indictment unsealed Friday in Houston charged Stanford and other executives at his firm falsely claimed to have grown $1.2 billion in assets in 2001 to roughly $8.5 billion by the end of 2008. The operation had roughly 30,000 investors, officials said.
Investigators say that even as Stanford claimed healthy returns for those investors, he was secretly diverting more than $1.6 billion in personal loans to himself.
Court papers charge Stanford and top executives orchestrated the massive fraud by advising clients to buy certificates of deposit from the Antigua-based Stanford International Bank. Stanford and the other executives were charged with wire fraud, mail fraud, and conspiracy to commit securities fraud. Stanford was also charged with conspiring to obstruct an SEC proceeding.
While Stanford is less well-known than the infamous swindler Bernard Madoff, authorities say both men’s businesses were based on the same type of scam — faking investment returns while attracting new investors to keep the operation afloat.
“This case is a typical Ponzi scheme, robbing Peter to pay Paul,” said Gregory Campbell of the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.
Authorities say they are investigating 100 other possible Ponzi schemes, although none on the scale of the Stanford or Madoff cases.
“We will find you, we will stop you, and we will make you pay for your crime,” said Campbell.
Stanford, 59, has been working since February to challenge what his attorney called “the false accusations against him.” DeGuerin said that rather than resulting from fraud or a Ponzi scheme, “the present insolvency of the Stanford Companies was caused by the SEC’s heavy-handed actions, which have destroyed and continue to destroy much of the value” of the companies and their investors.
A group of cheated Stanford investors said in a statement that their losses “are devastating, as senior citizens are losing their homes, going without medical care, and becoming a burden on their children and families.”
Stanford surrendered to the FBI Thursday and appeared in federal court in Richmond, Va., Friday afternoon, where authorities convinced Magistrate Judge Hannah Lauck to keep him behind bars for the time being.
Prosecutor Steven Tyrrell said at the hearing that more than $1 billion from Stanford’s alleged scheme remains unaccounted for, and if anyone has access to it, it’s Stanford.
The others indicted in the case were Stanford executives Laura Pendergest-Holt, Gilberto Lopez and Mark Kuhrt.
A separate indictment unsealed in Florida accused a fourth Stanford worker, Bruce Perraud, of destroying records important to the investigation.
Prosecutors charged Leroy King, the former chief executive officer of Antigua’s Financial Services Regulatory Commission, with conspiracy to obstruct an SEC investigation.
In February, King told reporters the commission properly scrutinized Stanford’s business.
Prosecutors allege King accepted more than $100,000 in bribes to help Stanford continue his fraud.
At his zenith, Stanford was a larger-than-life figure in Antigua. His enterprises there include a newspaper, two restaurants, a development company and the ornately landscaped Stanford cricket grounds, where he shook up the staid world of professional cricket last year by bankrolling the purse in a $20 million winner-take-all match.
Allen stanford, madoff, get money. America only hates when they aren't the ones caking off the system they perpetuate. I ain't mad at em. If they were caking off black people shit wouldn't of made no fucking news. Fuck outta here
I caught my dad with my GF!
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://i39.tinypic.com/25fljk6.jpg
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://i39.tinypic.com/25fljk6.jpg