Article: The 21 Rules to THE GAME
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Call them rules to The Game, Man Laws, The Code...etc.
These aren't ALL The Rules, but a solid base to build on. Part 2 coming this summer...
21. It’s NEVER too late to go back to school. If you didn’t finish the first time, take some online classes. 2010 should be the year you begin to invest in yourself.
20. If you get a jacked up haircut, do yourself a favor, stay in the house till your line gets fresh again.
19. Don’t go to the club looking fresh with a new outfit, but have on dingy shoes/sneakers/tims/jordans. No matter how much of that cheap cleaner you bought from Target you use, those worn down Air Force Ones are not what’s hot.
18. Being broke is for the birds. If you are unemployed, get on ya grind. If you are working one job, and it isn’t enough, get out and get a hustle.
17. Your car payment SHOULD NOT be more than your house payment. If the two are even close, in most cases, your priorities are out of order.
16. Brothas, it’s NOT ok to go shoe shopping with your girl in the mall. That is her time to either be with her girls, her daughter, or her self(alone). Don’t be that ONE GUY acting like you care about the black pumps your girl has been deciding on for an hour.
15. Good credit is like good p***y. You will always need it in your life.
14. No grown man wears jeans skinny enough his son would think you are wearing his.
13. Bro’s before Hos.
12. If she weighs more than you, it might be a problem.
11. If your friend used to date her, it’s not ok to get down with her unless you clear it with him first.
10. It’s ok to go out with the fellas if you are in a relationship, you just can’t bring anything home.
9. Strip Clubs and Porn are therapeutic for sex in marriages.
8. Don’t get your money where you got your honey. Love in the workplace is risky business, and can potentially cost you both your relationship and your job should things go sour.
7. If you are on a date, and the waitress has the phattest ass you have ever seen, it’s ok (and normal) to look. If your date gets mad, she’s not the one for you.
6. It IS trickin if ya got it.
5. Never start talking to the man next to you in the bathroom stall. Not cool, and pseudo-homo.
4. Don’t let a jumpoff think she’s anything more than that. It’s 2010, you don’t need to tell her you love her to have sex with her.
3. Before you get married, have a threesome, be with a woman of another race, and make a sextape.
2. Money over B****s.
1. Never make a life changing decision based on emotion.
These aren't ALL The Rules, but a solid base to build on. Part 2 coming this summer...
21. It’s NEVER too late to go back to school. If you didn’t finish the first time, take some online classes. 2010 should be the year you begin to invest in yourself.
20. If you get a jacked up haircut, do yourself a favor, stay in the house till your line gets fresh again.
19. Don’t go to the club looking fresh with a new outfit, but have on dingy shoes/sneakers/tims/jordans. No matter how much of that cheap cleaner you bought from Target you use, those worn down Air Force Ones are not what’s hot.
18. Being broke is for the birds. If you are unemployed, get on ya grind. If you are working one job, and it isn’t enough, get out and get a hustle.
17. Your car payment SHOULD NOT be more than your house payment. If the two are even close, in most cases, your priorities are out of order.
16. Brothas, it’s NOT ok to go shoe shopping with your girl in the mall. That is her time to either be with her girls, her daughter, or her self(alone). Don’t be that ONE GUY acting like you care about the black pumps your girl has been deciding on for an hour.
15. Good credit is like good p***y. You will always need it in your life.
14. No grown man wears jeans skinny enough his son would think you are wearing his.
13. Bro’s before Hos.
12. If she weighs more than you, it might be a problem.
11. If your friend used to date her, it’s not ok to get down with her unless you clear it with him first.
10. It’s ok to go out with the fellas if you are in a relationship, you just can’t bring anything home.
9. Strip Clubs and Porn are therapeutic for sex in marriages.
8. Don’t get your money where you got your honey. Love in the workplace is risky business, and can potentially cost you both your relationship and your job should things go sour.
7. If you are on a date, and the waitress has the phattest ass you have ever seen, it’s ok (and normal) to look. If your date gets mad, she’s not the one for you.
6. It IS trickin if ya got it.
5. Never start talking to the man next to you in the bathroom stall. Not cool, and pseudo-homo.
4. Don’t let a jumpoff think she’s anything more than that. It’s 2010, you don’t need to tell her you love her to have sex with her.
3. Before you get married, have a threesome, be with a woman of another race, and make a sextape.
2. Money over B****s.
1. Never make a life changing decision based on emotion.
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