10 Things That Can Aggravate You In Church!

1. People who over use the tambourine. Everybody is not meant
to beat it. When you don't do it right, it is truly
aggravating and a nuisance. Keep still and sing like everybody
else during the slow songs.

2. People who fake the spirit. Just because your friend
caught it don't mean you did too. If you are running around
the church and you stop out of breath after going only
half way around, we know you haven't been touched. SIT DOWN !!!

3. People who constantly holla something to the pastor during
the message. We don't need a comment from you after every
sentence he makes. We know he's 'preaching' and we know he's
talking to you. SHUT UP so I can hear him talk to me!

4. People who constantly go to the bathroom. Nobody has to
use the bathroom four times a service. And you're clearly not
on a date. SIT DOWN !!!

5. People who can't control their kids. If little man is
running all up and down the aisle and going back and forth to
the bathroom then you need to learn not to SPARE THE ROD !!!

6. People who take 'Come AS YOU ARE ' to a whole new level. I
can understand if you are going through something. But if
you've got a fresh pair of Jordans on and a T-shirt, there's a
problem. I'll have to ask you to invest in some dress clothes.
And since when is it OK for men to wear hats in church and
wear their pants to their ankles?

7. People who bring food to church. If you brought your
little baby a snack, and you're eating it and dropping crumbs
everywhere, that's a problem. take your Oreo's and
little Rae-kwon outside.

8. People who come to special church functions and then
criticize. If you're standing in a corner gossiping about
how you could've done a better job at something and you
haven't volunteered to help with anything and haven't showed
up to any invitations to join a ministry, I'm going to have to
ask you to SHUT UP!

9. People who obviously show they don't like you. If you
don't care for a person for whatever reason, at least put up a
decent front to look past it, and act right in church. Don't
cut the fool making evil faces and smart comments.

10. Finally, parents that dress better than their kids: If
you come in looking like a model for a fashion show and little
Bonquesha is dragging behind you looking like she belongs on a
'Feed the Children' commercial, you are DEAD WRONG . Give your
child a 'Just For Me perm', wipe your kid's nose, comb your
kid's hair, and buy them something decent to wear. Don't come
out of the house looking like a MILLION DOLLARS while your kid
is looking like a FOOD STAMP .

BONUS
11. People who JACK UP the entire testimony service. Don't
sing a 5 minute song during testimony service, and then
afterwards decide to tell a 15 minute testimony.
PLEASE ....choose one or the other...we don't have all
morning!!!? And as another rule.... SING SOMETHING EVERYBODY
ELSE KNOWS !!!!!!? Don't use testimony service as your
debut...trust me...we already know you can't sing.? If you
could, you would already be on the praise team.

'And the Church said, ' AMEN