Axe sure know how to help you clean your balls
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Article: The 21 Rules to THE GAME
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Call them rules to The Game, Man Laws, The Code...etc.
These aren't ALL The Rules, but a solid base to build on. Part 2 coming this summer...
21. It’s NEVER too late to go back to school. If you didn’t finish the first time, take some online classes. 2010 should be the year you begin to invest in yourself.
20. If you get a jacked up haircut, do yourself a favor, stay in the house till your line gets fresh again.
19. Don’t go to the club looking fresh with a new outfit, but have on dingy shoes/sneakers/tims/jordans. No matter how much of that cheap cleaner you bought from Target you use, those worn down Air Force Ones are not what’s hot.
18. Being broke is for the birds. If you are unemployed, get on ya grind. If you are working one job, and it isn’t enough, get out and get a hustle.
17. Your car payment SHOULD NOT be more than your house payment. If the two are even close, in most cases, your priorities are out of order.
16. Brothas, it’s NOT ok to go shoe shopping with your girl in the mall. That is her time to either be with her girls, her daughter, or her self(alone). Don’t be that ONE GUY acting like you care about the black pumps your girl has been deciding on for an hour.
15. Good credit is like good p***y. You will always need it in your life.
14. No grown man wears jeans skinny enough his son would think you are wearing his.
13. Bro’s before Hos.
12. If she weighs more than you, it might be a problem.
11. If your friend used to date her, it’s not ok to get down with her unless you clear it with him first.
10. It’s ok to go out with the fellas if you are in a relationship, you just can’t bring anything home.
9. Strip Clubs and Porn are therapeutic for sex in marriages.
8. Don’t get your money where you got your honey. Love in the workplace is risky business, and can potentially cost you both your relationship and your job should things go sour.
7. If you are on a date, and the waitress has the phattest ass you have ever seen, it’s ok (and normal) to look. If your date gets mad, she’s not the one for you.
6. It IS trickin if ya got it.
5. Never start talking to the man next to you in the bathroom stall. Not cool, and pseudo-homo.
4. Don’t let a jumpoff think she’s anything more than that. It’s 2010, you don’t need to tell her you love her to have sex with her.
3. Before you get married, have a threesome, be with a woman of another race, and make a sextape.
2. Money over B****s.
1. Never make a life changing decision based on emotion.
These aren't ALL The Rules, but a solid base to build on. Part 2 coming this summer...
21. It’s NEVER too late to go back to school. If you didn’t finish the first time, take some online classes. 2010 should be the year you begin to invest in yourself.
20. If you get a jacked up haircut, do yourself a favor, stay in the house till your line gets fresh again.
19. Don’t go to the club looking fresh with a new outfit, but have on dingy shoes/sneakers/tims/jordans. No matter how much of that cheap cleaner you bought from Target you use, those worn down Air Force Ones are not what’s hot.
18. Being broke is for the birds. If you are unemployed, get on ya grind. If you are working one job, and it isn’t enough, get out and get a hustle.
17. Your car payment SHOULD NOT be more than your house payment. If the two are even close, in most cases, your priorities are out of order.
16. Brothas, it’s NOT ok to go shoe shopping with your girl in the mall. That is her time to either be with her girls, her daughter, or her self(alone). Don’t be that ONE GUY acting like you care about the black pumps your girl has been deciding on for an hour.
15. Good credit is like good p***y. You will always need it in your life.
14. No grown man wears jeans skinny enough his son would think you are wearing his.
13. Bro’s before Hos.
12. If she weighs more than you, it might be a problem.
11. If your friend used to date her, it’s not ok to get down with her unless you clear it with him first.
10. It’s ok to go out with the fellas if you are in a relationship, you just can’t bring anything home.
9. Strip Clubs and Porn are therapeutic for sex in marriages.
8. Don’t get your money where you got your honey. Love in the workplace is risky business, and can potentially cost you both your relationship and your job should things go sour.
7. If you are on a date, and the waitress has the phattest ass you have ever seen, it’s ok (and normal) to look. If your date gets mad, she’s not the one for you.
6. It IS trickin if ya got it.
5. Never start talking to the man next to you in the bathroom stall. Not cool, and pseudo-homo.
4. Don’t let a jumpoff think she’s anything more than that. It’s 2010, you don’t need to tell her you love her to have sex with her.
3. Before you get married, have a threesome, be with a woman of another race, and make a sextape.
2. Money over B****s.
1. Never make a life changing decision based on emotion.
Why is it that all boob jobs look so bad?
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Be it celebrities, porn stars, or chicks in your local town I've only seen a really really good boob job a few times in my entire life!
Every porno chick's joints look all types of fucked up...wrinkles, scars, oddly shaped, too round, too far apart, no bounce, nipples placed wrong...etc.
Why hasn't 'boob job technology' advanced in the last few decades to the point where they don't look so awful? I see chicks on the train sometime with the 'spaced out volleyballs' and just shake my head like...what makes you think that looks better?
I can understand if you got the 'completely flat as a pancake' chest or some weird misshapen titties but why chicks opt to get the square shaped wrinkly spaced out ugly hard boob job is beyond me
I knew this rich chick at my high school that got a boob job for her 18th birthday and she was already maybe a medium B cup, which wasn't that bad and she was cute but her titties look like somebody just scotch-taped 2 grapefruits to her chest...shit looked horrible...but people would always marvel and make a big deal and compliment her on them...
I've only slept with a chick with a boob job once, and they were horrible...I'd rather you just be flat chested personally...
Here's 3 reasons
1. get them too big
2. body is too small for implants
3.incompetent doctor
Every porno chick's joints look all types of fucked up...wrinkles, scars, oddly shaped, too round, too far apart, no bounce, nipples placed wrong...etc.
Why hasn't 'boob job technology' advanced in the last few decades to the point where they don't look so awful? I see chicks on the train sometime with the 'spaced out volleyballs' and just shake my head like...what makes you think that looks better?
I can understand if you got the 'completely flat as a pancake' chest or some weird misshapen titties but why chicks opt to get the square shaped wrinkly spaced out ugly hard boob job is beyond me
I knew this rich chick at my high school that got a boob job for her 18th birthday and she was already maybe a medium B cup, which wasn't that bad and she was cute but her titties look like somebody just scotch-taped 2 grapefruits to her chest...shit looked horrible...but people would always marvel and make a big deal and compliment her on them...
I've only slept with a chick with a boob job once, and they were horrible...I'd rather you just be flat chested personally...
Here's 3 reasons
1. get them too big
2. body is too small for implants
3.incompetent doctor
MEN IS IT ME? OR DO WOMEN REALLY NOT HAVE ANY HOBBIES?
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Maybe its me but women are all into the same same same kinda shit.
Going to the club on saturday night, getting their hair done, expensive purses and clothes, americas next dance crew and the latest flo-rida song on the radio, eating out at restaurants, getting hair/nails done and shopping. thats it. and they're just kinda sorta into those things anyway. its not like they're passionate about that either.
Men on the other hand. you can go to 10 men ask them what their hobbies are youll hear 10 completely different things. one male will be into drift racing, another one into videogames, one will be into graffiti, another gona be into muay thai kickboxing or sports or etc.
Ask women the same thing. youll hear the club, collecting gliterry 'diva' and 'princess' graphics to put on their myspace and finding new ways to mine for attention without being obvious.
Women aren't really into things passionately besides the typical stuff... yeah there are no definites and there's women into stuff too but the numbers are ridiculously low.
And alot of women who act like they're into stuff are doing so because of their boyfriends or as another form of passive attention whoring. dont be fooled they're mostly posers, and the root of their actions are no different then the typical clubrat.
Not all but alot of 'gamer' chicks, emo/rocker type chicks/ sneakerhead chicks and girls into cars fall into this category. if you've been into any of those scenes you know its true... women snake their way into a male dominated scene so that they're coveted and get all the attention the general public wouldn't give em.
Woman seek attention like CRACK....dont know why...maybe its just genetics...LOL
look at the barber shop vs. the beauty shop for the best example of this:
Barber shop: men can talk about movies, old school cartoons, cars, video games, porno, news, politics, sports, hip hop,conspiracy theories, and a bunch of other shit. and not like it's super profound or anything, but it's interesting and men can speak passionately and knowledgeable about it.
Beauty parlor: women talk about their baby daddies or husbands or boyfriends and the people at their job, who get on their nerves and gossip about whoever is not there at the time.
And then when they get home, they talk about all the women they was just kicking it with like they ain't shit and like they wasn't just laughing with them and co-signing their bullshit.
and YES, i'm generalizing but i'm not really that far off from the facts.
Going to the club on saturday night, getting their hair done, expensive purses and clothes, americas next dance crew and the latest flo-rida song on the radio, eating out at restaurants, getting hair/nails done and shopping. thats it. and they're just kinda sorta into those things anyway. its not like they're passionate about that either.
Men on the other hand. you can go to 10 men ask them what their hobbies are youll hear 10 completely different things. one male will be into drift racing, another one into videogames, one will be into graffiti, another gona be into muay thai kickboxing or sports or etc.
Ask women the same thing. youll hear the club, collecting gliterry 'diva' and 'princess' graphics to put on their myspace and finding new ways to mine for attention without being obvious.
Women aren't really into things passionately besides the typical stuff... yeah there are no definites and there's women into stuff too but the numbers are ridiculously low.
And alot of women who act like they're into stuff are doing so because of their boyfriends or as another form of passive attention whoring. dont be fooled they're mostly posers, and the root of their actions are no different then the typical clubrat.
Not all but alot of 'gamer' chicks, emo/rocker type chicks/ sneakerhead chicks and girls into cars fall into this category. if you've been into any of those scenes you know its true... women snake their way into a male dominated scene so that they're coveted and get all the attention the general public wouldn't give em.
Woman seek attention like CRACK....dont know why...maybe its just genetics...LOL
look at the barber shop vs. the beauty shop for the best example of this:
Barber shop: men can talk about movies, old school cartoons, cars, video games, porno, news, politics, sports, hip hop,conspiracy theories, and a bunch of other shit. and not like it's super profound or anything, but it's interesting and men can speak passionately and knowledgeable about it.
Beauty parlor: women talk about their baby daddies or husbands or boyfriends and the people at their job, who get on their nerves and gossip about whoever is not there at the time.
And then when they get home, they talk about all the women they was just kicking it with like they ain't shit and like they wasn't just laughing with them and co-signing their bullshit.
and YES, i'm generalizing but i'm not really that far off from the facts.
7 Myths About Windows 7
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Yes, Windows 7 didn't even hit the market until Thursday. But that hasn't stopped a fog of myths from enveloping the newest version of the much loved--and much hated--PC operating system from Microsoft.
The software giant hoped that wide exposure to Windows 7 would help smooth its entry. Microsoft let millions of consumers and professionals download test versions of the operating system. And by a wide margin, testers have found the new system to be the best yet from Microsoft. Version 7 is leaner, more useful, and prettier than past editions--a worthy effort to update the Windows world.
Still, the fictions are legion. Much of it is innocent confusion that accompanies any major software release. Some of it arises from Microsoft apologists trying to bury the botched release of Windows Vista, sniping Apple fans who want the Mac to continue gaining market share, or diehard techies who revere free Linux software.
[Why some analysts argue that Linux is better than Windows or the Mac.]
With so much misinformation swirling, we've sorted through seven points that are confusing consumers:
1. It's only a minor update to Vista. Overstated, but there is some truth. With Win7, Microsoft had the luxury of going back to basics. Vista was a massive effort to update the core of Windows. The edition following Vista didn't have to be as ambitious. Programmers could focus on the edges of Vista, reducing its hardware-hog tendencies and annoying security nags. But Microsoft went further, adding consumer-friendly functions to paint Windows 7 as an upgrade. HomeGroups greatly simplify home networking, libraries organize jumbled collections of files, and multifinger power makes touch screens more powerful. Aero Peek allows users to roll over 10 or 20 open windows in a flash, proving that Apple isn't the only company that can make computing easier and more fun.
[Even the name suggests that Windows 7 is a return to basics.]
2. Vista users need to upgrade. The Vista launch was painful. The system nagged consumers with unnecessary security concerns, didn't support enough of the hardware that plugs into PCs, and was too bloated to run decently on some hardware advertised as "Vista ready." But most Vista users are past those problems. If they have a system that's working well, Windows 7 offers nothing that's compelling enough to make the switch. Upgrading an operating system costs users in dollars, time, and frustration. Vista is a good operating system--one that's secure and stable. Windows 7 offers nifty new features and runs more quickly. Gamers and power users would appreciate the bump in speed. But most users wouldn't notice a big difference as they surf the Web, write E-mail, and maybe edit a photo or two.
[Microsoft hopefully learned its lessons in the dismal mistakes of Vista's launch.]
3. Windows XP is still better. WinXP ran faster than Vista on many, if not all, computers. It also was more compatible with existing equipment, particularly scanners, printers, and other peripherals. But Microsoft spent years working to make Vista's core more stable and secure, and the company succeeded. Buggy software that runs on a Vista PC is much less likely to cause problems with the rest of the system, resulting in many fewer "Blue Screens of Death." Windows 7 has all those benefits of Vista while also running as fast as, if not faster than, Windows XP. Another consideration is that some companies that make PC hardware and software have already stopped making versions for XP. That trend will accelerate if Win7 proves to be the hit that is promises to be.
4. Windows XP users can't upgrade. It's true that Microsoft has not made it easy to move from WinXP to Win7. If installed over Vista, Win7 will transfer software, settings, and data. Not so with Windows XP. All is not lost, however. XP users can find third-party software that eases the transition. "PCMover Upgrade Assistant" ($30) from LapLink preserves most software, settings, and data when users upgrade their XP machine to Win7, what's called an "in-place upgrade." No need to copy files to an external drive or to reinstall programs. There can be hiccups. Installed programs might need to be reactivated with a call to the manufacturer. But it's relatively painless. And WinXP users qualify for the upgrade prices that Microsoft offers for Win7, rather than having to buy a "full" version.
5. It's too expensive. The price of Windows 7 may seem unreasonable, considering it is a derivative of Vista and Microsoft is charging nearly as much for Win7 as it does for Vista. The Home Premium version, which is what most consumers will want, costs $119 for upgrading to Win7, versus $129 for Vista. The discount seems particularly thin when viewing Win7 as a fix to Vista's problems. But happy Vista users don't have much reason to upgrade (see No. 2). For Windows XP users, the upgrade cost is fair. Plus, for homes with multiple PCs, which seem to be a majority these days, Microsoft is offering a Family Pack that will upgrade three PCs for $150. That's a good deal for homes that can use it.
6. The initial release will be a mess. It's always safer to wait for new software to get tested in the market, and for Microsoft to release the inevitable fixes. But the pedigree of Windows 7 suggests that the problems will be fewer this time. Many bugs and hardware issues were worked out with Vista. For example, Microsoft worked to make sure that hardware drivers for Vista will also work for Win7. Problems will undoubtedly crop up, but they're unlikely to affect the core of the operating system, which also remains largely true to the battle-tested Vista. Win7 at the start seems to be one of the least risky system upgrades to make.
7. Mac users should abandon Apple. The Mac is still the standard for a computer that "just works." Apple has more control over the end product because it also assembles and sells the hardware. The Mac system is also more secure, if for no other reason than that a smaller market share makes a smaller target for criminals. Windows has to run on any batch of hardware that a maker or user throws together. That's one reason Windows requires more tinkering. But Windows also comes from a culture that is more influenced by techies who like tinkering and think everyone else does. Macs cost more. But they also benefit from the aura of success that surrounds the iPhone and iPod. Windows 7 may cut into the momentum behind the Mac, but it alone is unlikely to reverse Apple's gains.
The software giant hoped that wide exposure to Windows 7 would help smooth its entry. Microsoft let millions of consumers and professionals download test versions of the operating system. And by a wide margin, testers have found the new system to be the best yet from Microsoft. Version 7 is leaner, more useful, and prettier than past editions--a worthy effort to update the Windows world.
Still, the fictions are legion. Much of it is innocent confusion that accompanies any major software release. Some of it arises from Microsoft apologists trying to bury the botched release of Windows Vista, sniping Apple fans who want the Mac to continue gaining market share, or diehard techies who revere free Linux software.
[Why some analysts argue that Linux is better than Windows or the Mac.]
With so much misinformation swirling, we've sorted through seven points that are confusing consumers:
1. It's only a minor update to Vista. Overstated, but there is some truth. With Win7, Microsoft had the luxury of going back to basics. Vista was a massive effort to update the core of Windows. The edition following Vista didn't have to be as ambitious. Programmers could focus on the edges of Vista, reducing its hardware-hog tendencies and annoying security nags. But Microsoft went further, adding consumer-friendly functions to paint Windows 7 as an upgrade. HomeGroups greatly simplify home networking, libraries organize jumbled collections of files, and multifinger power makes touch screens more powerful. Aero Peek allows users to roll over 10 or 20 open windows in a flash, proving that Apple isn't the only company that can make computing easier and more fun.
[Even the name suggests that Windows 7 is a return to basics.]
2. Vista users need to upgrade. The Vista launch was painful. The system nagged consumers with unnecessary security concerns, didn't support enough of the hardware that plugs into PCs, and was too bloated to run decently on some hardware advertised as "Vista ready." But most Vista users are past those problems. If they have a system that's working well, Windows 7 offers nothing that's compelling enough to make the switch. Upgrading an operating system costs users in dollars, time, and frustration. Vista is a good operating system--one that's secure and stable. Windows 7 offers nifty new features and runs more quickly. Gamers and power users would appreciate the bump in speed. But most users wouldn't notice a big difference as they surf the Web, write E-mail, and maybe edit a photo or two.
[Microsoft hopefully learned its lessons in the dismal mistakes of Vista's launch.]
3. Windows XP is still better. WinXP ran faster than Vista on many, if not all, computers. It also was more compatible with existing equipment, particularly scanners, printers, and other peripherals. But Microsoft spent years working to make Vista's core more stable and secure, and the company succeeded. Buggy software that runs on a Vista PC is much less likely to cause problems with the rest of the system, resulting in many fewer "Blue Screens of Death." Windows 7 has all those benefits of Vista while also running as fast as, if not faster than, Windows XP. Another consideration is that some companies that make PC hardware and software have already stopped making versions for XP. That trend will accelerate if Win7 proves to be the hit that is promises to be.
4. Windows XP users can't upgrade. It's true that Microsoft has not made it easy to move from WinXP to Win7. If installed over Vista, Win7 will transfer software, settings, and data. Not so with Windows XP. All is not lost, however. XP users can find third-party software that eases the transition. "PCMover Upgrade Assistant" ($30) from LapLink preserves most software, settings, and data when users upgrade their XP machine to Win7, what's called an "in-place upgrade." No need to copy files to an external drive or to reinstall programs. There can be hiccups. Installed programs might need to be reactivated with a call to the manufacturer. But it's relatively painless. And WinXP users qualify for the upgrade prices that Microsoft offers for Win7, rather than having to buy a "full" version.
5. It's too expensive. The price of Windows 7 may seem unreasonable, considering it is a derivative of Vista and Microsoft is charging nearly as much for Win7 as it does for Vista. The Home Premium version, which is what most consumers will want, costs $119 for upgrading to Win7, versus $129 for Vista. The discount seems particularly thin when viewing Win7 as a fix to Vista's problems. But happy Vista users don't have much reason to upgrade (see No. 2). For Windows XP users, the upgrade cost is fair. Plus, for homes with multiple PCs, which seem to be a majority these days, Microsoft is offering a Family Pack that will upgrade three PCs for $150. That's a good deal for homes that can use it.
6. The initial release will be a mess. It's always safer to wait for new software to get tested in the market, and for Microsoft to release the inevitable fixes. But the pedigree of Windows 7 suggests that the problems will be fewer this time. Many bugs and hardware issues were worked out with Vista. For example, Microsoft worked to make sure that hardware drivers for Vista will also work for Win7. Problems will undoubtedly crop up, but they're unlikely to affect the core of the operating system, which also remains largely true to the battle-tested Vista. Win7 at the start seems to be one of the least risky system upgrades to make.
7. Mac users should abandon Apple. The Mac is still the standard for a computer that "just works." Apple has more control over the end product because it also assembles and sells the hardware. The Mac system is also more secure, if for no other reason than that a smaller market share makes a smaller target for criminals. Windows has to run on any batch of hardware that a maker or user throws together. That's one reason Windows requires more tinkering. But Windows also comes from a culture that is more influenced by techies who like tinkering and think everyone else does. Macs cost more. But they also benefit from the aura of success that surrounds the iPhone and iPod. Windows 7 may cut into the momentum behind the Mac, but it alone is unlikely to reverse Apple's gains.